Help! Bert’s Blender Bike is Missing
Posted on June 30, 2009
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Warning!
A lake-wide bulletin has been issued to find Bert’s Blender Bike.
BBB has been missing for 2 summers. Locals are complaining about being extremely parched this hot, dry summer. And, there’s been more pollution since Bert stopped deliveries.
If you’ve seen him, tell him I want a wild raspberry smoothy with a shot of echinacea. STAT.
Any sightings will be appreciated. Leave a comment.
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"Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast."
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Your $3 supports local non-profits.
Well, nice buddy… Someone will love this article if I tell her about this. She’s really interested in this topic. Thanks again…